Tuesday, September 12, 2006

i swear i didn't take the bad drugs

I did dose myself heavily with Vikoryl (and a touch of brandy) to facilitate sleeping like a very sleepy baby and waking up without an abominably stuffed nose, but not even my brain on crack could have thought of doing this.

At least ten stingrays have been found dead and mutilated on Australia’s eastern coast in the last week in what conservationists believe could be revenge attacks for the death of Steve Irwin, the popular naturalist and television personality...

The dead stingrays have been discovered on two beaches in Queensland state, where Mr Irwin lived and ran his popular wildlife park, Australia Zoo. Two of the unfortunate rays, discovered today, were retrieved with their tails lopped off, according to local fishery officials.


Not even if I was a Steve Irwin fan, instead of a random Vikoryl-dependent and fuzz-head. Killing fish? For a dude that fed his kid to a crocodile? Come on, you sick fucks.

7 comments:

  1. Yeah, dude, not on! I mean, if you REALLY love Steve Irwin, you'll be saying in a small, tremulous voice: 'But they're stingrays! They were only behaving the way they're supposed to, it's not their fault.'

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  2. See you on friday!
    :-D

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  3. anonymouse2:48 am

    Come on, you sick fucks.

    Strong language from Roswitha! OMG! The sky is falling!

    Note to self: Make some Australians an offer they can't refuse.

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  4. hamletta: if STEVE IRWIN says so will they believe him?

    @ kate: how could i forget? :D :D

    @ anonymouse: i've been known to break out my best vintage anglo-saxon in the blogosphere sometimes. in rl i'm an unstoppable and inveterate cusser, though.

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  5. anonymouse3:16 pm

    Now if your employer could find it in their hearts to pay you to write a blog instead of giving you a soul crushing minionship ...

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  6. I could try suggesting it to them, but they'd want me to watch my language, no doubt. :)

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  7. anonymouse12:28 pm

    insert appropriate dialogue from Sir Humphrey Appleby.

    With all due respect,
    Anonymouse

    It is trivial to use strong language, especially when you write in that style.

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