Wednesday, March 15, 2006

beware

+ events, persons or poetry reminiscent of renaissance tragedy.

+ all re-runs of hollywood mega-busters such as ben-hur or the BITCHMAKER (elsewhere known as 'gladiator'). for good measure, do not go anywhere near 'star wars' or other works of art directly impacted by gibbons' 'rise and fall of the roman empire'.

+ races.

+ best friends.

+ lean and hungry looks.

+ big crowded public places, esp. if in pristine white robes.

+ the senate.

happy ides of march. If you ignore any of these, think of roswitha when you are STABBED. to DEATH.

(caps are to me what exclamation marks are to samuel l. jackson, i discern.)

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